Tekstovi I Pesme

[a poetry (mis)reading by Keith Moon]

*(announcing): "It's 'Poetry Cornered'."

[theme music plays]

(reading): "'And when I look upon your face
I would that we were in some place
Where you could be my pet
My dove
So live with me
And be my vole'."

(confused): "...Vole? Hang on."

(rereading): "'Where you could be my pet
My dove
Live with me
And be my-- vole'."

(still confused): "Hang on-- that can't be right."

[*'Poet's corner is slang for 'toilet